W.T.F History

The elaborate secret language was probably less ancient feminine knowledge and more excellent fan marketing.

Apparently skincare routines become considerably easier when you simply remove the “skin” portion.

Nothing says eternal rest quite like becoming a lighting fixture.

Nothing communicated sincere devastation quite like excellent typography.

Essentially, funeral catering — but the appetizer is eternal damnation.

History proves reform moves much faster once the wealthy can smell it.